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To my beautiful Juliette

To my beautiful Juliette
only if it’s a full moon
only if it’s a full moon
he loves it
he loves it
the first time this meme template has ever made me laugh
the first time this meme template has ever made me laugh
his army of turtles
his army of turtles
and this still looks better than modern cgi
and this still looks better than modern cgi
i don’t see the problem
i don’t see the problem
peak masculinity is naval supremacy
peak masculinity is naval supremacy
he’s handsome when he smiles
he’s handsome when he smiles
i’m right handed
i’m right handed
this was invented by a dad
this was invented by a dad
The perfect friday night
The perfect friday night
two weeks to get paid to nap
two weeks to get paid to nap
just to make sure
just to make sure
very important good boi meeting
very important good boi meeting
drinking this is like taking a walk in the sun
drinking this is like taking a walk in the sun
I+can%26%238217%3Bt+even+argue+with+my+Mum+without+crying
I can’t even argue with my Mum without crying
Flight%2C+then+fight.
Flight, then fight.
A+grasshopper+got+stuck+in+Van+Gogh%26%238217%3Bs+wet+painting+128+years+ago
A grasshopper got stuck in Van Gogh’s wet painting 128 years ago
Anyone+can+bake%21
Anyone can bake!
Join the conversation
The+net+is+marble%2C+apparently.
The net is marble, apparently.
No+parades+for+just+being+a+rational+human
No parades for just being a rational human
New+entry+in+the+DSM-IV
New entry in the DSM-IV
An+SD+card+is+no+place+for+a+childhood
An SD card is no place for a childhood
and%2For
and/or
Dazzle+camouflage+used+in+WWI
Dazzle camouflage used in WWI
Distributed+by+the+US+Government+during+WW2.
Distributed by the US Government during WW2.
All+of+the+other+reindeer%2C+used+to+laugh+and+call+him+names%26%238230%3B+Used+to.
All of the other reindeer, used to laugh and call him names… Used to.