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We call it the toe crusher.

A village on the Niger River in Africa was losing villagers at such a rapid rate they had to call in the Army to hunt down the culprit: a 22-foot, 2500-pound crocodile.

This sums up the problem nicely.

Gravestone of the Quija Board inventor Elijah Bond. Talk soon, sweet prince.

A protesters sign during the AIDS pandemic, circa 1985

I would read this book.

To cucumber is to human.

Look for the helpers.

JUS ENJOYIN THE GREAT OUTDOORS

The Soviets trained dogs to blow up tanks. They only blew up Soviet tanks…

Well, it was worth a try.

Too soon to revisit arming the teachers?

Say hello to the saddest man in Saudi Arabia.

Sending complaints to police unions be like…