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Santa’s email.

Santa's email.
"Tell me another story about Freedom…"
"Tell me another story about Freedom…"
Freckles freak me out.
Freckles freak me out.
Parents are confusing.
Parents are confusing.
Jealousy
Jealousy
Dating tip in the bathroom of a fancy restaurant
Dating tip in the bathroom of a fancy restaurant
This is duke.
This is duke.
Are you almost never wrong? We have a place for you!
Are you almost never wrong? We have a place for you!
Perhaps they do realize this and deliberately miss their shots
Perhaps they do realize this and deliberately miss their shots
Owl hat!
Owl hat!
Bite an apple.
Bite an apple.
A lost dog strays into a jungle…
A lost dog strays into a jungle…
I didn’t even need firewood.
I didn’t even need firewood.
When people say dump stuff
When people say dump stuff
Tinderella
Tinderella
Police Dog Fitted with Titanium Cainines.
Police Dog Fitted with Titanium Cainines.
Why+aren%26%238217%3Bt+we+funding+this%3F
Why aren’t we funding this?
Good+on+you%2C+Humpy.
Good on you, Humpy.
Dammit%2C+Bobby.
Dammit, Bobby.
So+anyway%2C+here%26%238217%3Bs+an+ants+arse.
So anyway, here’s an ants arse.
Join the conversation
We+nom+with+diversity%21
We nom with diversity!
And+then+the+dumpsters+ignited%26%238230%3B
And then the dumpsters ignited…
Genesis+3%3A7
Genesis 3:7
They+got+through+it%2C+eventually%26%238230%3B
They got through it, eventually…
It+gives+us+the+knife%26%238230%3B
It gives us the knife…
Tigers+love+Autumn%2C+apparently.
Tigers love Autumn, apparently.
It%26%238217%3Bs+my+Jeep+in+box.
It’s my Jeep in box.
The+JellyBelly+founder+is+hosting+a+nation+wide+treasure+hunt+for+Golden+tickets+to+own+a+JellyBelly+candy+factory+before+he+retires%2C+BTW.
The JellyBelly founder is hosting a nation wide treasure hunt for Golden tickets to own a JellyBelly candy factory before he retires, BTW.