Santa’s email.

Santa's email.

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Mr. Ian McKellen’s protest sign.

Mr. Ian McKellen’s protest sign.

This sums up the problem nicely.

This sums up the problem nicely.

We call it the toe crusher.

We call it the toe crusher.

I would buy a pint.

I would buy a pint.

Say hello to the saddest man in Saudi Arabia.

Say hello to the saddest man in Saudi Arabia.

Gravestone of the Quija Board inventor Elijah Bond. Talk soon, sweet prince.

Gravestone of the Quija Board inventor Elijah Bond. Talk soon, sweet prince.

A village on the Niger River in Africa was losing villagers at such a rapid rate they had to call in the Army to hunt down the culprit: a 22-foot, 2500-pound crocodile.

A village on the Niger River in Africa was losing villagers at such a rapid rate they had to call in the Army to hunt down the culprit: a 22-foot, 2500-pound crocodile.

JUS ENJOYIN THE GREAT OUTDOORS

JUS ENJOYIN THE GREAT OUTDOORS

That shit ends with me – Louisville, KY, circa 2020

That shit ends with me – Louisville, KY, circa 2020

To cucumber is to human.

To cucumber is to human.

Well, it was worth a try.

Well, it was worth a try.

I would read this book.

I would read this book.

Look for the helpers.

Look for the helpers.

Too soon to revisit arming the teachers?

Too soon to revisit arming the teachers?