My favorite poem in Bo Burnham's book "Egghead"

How did you make these amazing fish?

Were you raised in a barn?

Know your rights.

Wrestling isn't fake!

Dark Side of the Loom.

10 interesting facts

My friend is a vet. This little fella came in today!

Oink oink bitches.

You've been avoiding me.

Fall is here.

It generates a latte thrust.

How to pick up chicks

Baptism of stupid...

Bridge collapse due to massive land mass washing away underneath it in California