My favorite poem in Bo Burnham's book "Egghead"

My favorite poem in Bo Burnham's book

I'm not a big fan of magic..

I'm not a big fan of magic..

Wow. Such wrestling.

Wow. Such wrestling.

You farted in Trader Joe's...

You farted in Trader Joe's...

Coincidence? End the horror.

Coincidence? End the horror.

Summer is coming.

Summer is coming.

Kitty playing in field of butterflies

Kitty playing in field of butterflies

I think most of us have built up a tolerance for pizza lava.

I think most of us have built up a tolerance for pizza lava.

I don't think the children are enjoying themselves, Greta...

I don't think the children are enjoying themselves, Greta...

Poseidon's Lamp

Poseidon's Lamp

daft punks father.

daft punks father.

You just can't trust anyone to get a job done these days..

You just can't trust anyone to get a job done these days..

Zombie defense.

Zombie defense.

Me trying to keep up on new slang.

Me trying to keep up on new slang.

Y'all can manage.

Y'all can manage.

Final paper due tomorrow :/

Final paper due tomorrow :/