Six steps to becoming a writer.

Six steps to becoming a writer.

Note to self: don’t try this in the office

Note to self: don’t try this in the office

This person really needs to play Smash

This person really needs to play Smash

The answer is yes. I do.

The answer is yes. I do.

Needs more salt

Needs more salt

justice served

Don’t even say hi

Don’t even say hi

I’d like to buy a vowel

I’d like to buy a vowel

Calmly plotting your demise

Calmly plotting your demise

retired firehoses

retired firehoses

there is no escape. Only zuul

there is no escape. Only zuul

cheerios and bourbon

cheerios and bourbon

He became his legacy. Literally

He became his legacy. Literally

Followed directions perfectly

Followed directions perfectly

Funny, I’m also a self-contained unit

Funny, I’m also a self-contained unit

mind blown