As a teacher, I’m usually terrified of going to the mall on the weekends.

As a teacher, I'm usually terrified of going to the mall on the weekends.

If I had an identical twin.

If I had an identical twin.

Delicious iPhone.

Delicious iPhone.

Truth.

Words.

Cats are jerks.

Cats are jerks.

Scumbag brain.

The atheist pig.

The atheist pig.

There’s an app for that…

There’s an app for that…

Are you happy?

Mom FTW.

So call me, Maeby?

So call me, Maeby?

For your viewing pleasure.

For your viewing pleasure.

Scumbag printers.

Scumbag printers.

Hey Jude – The flowchart.

Hey Jude – The flowchart.

That song is so pwned!

That song is so pwned!