Marriage isn’t for you.

mark my words that one day i’ll convert my brain to words!

10 Wall-E Memes to Plant in your Head

i think kaley’s in the wrong here…let him cook

i spuddle so much time

never really thought of it this way but damn that’s kinda dystopian

“(s)laughter is the best medicine” has to be written somewhere in the “Live laugh love” style

who knew you could make poetry with math

taking an L

13 Puns You’ll Laugh & Groan At

this is what my wikipedia page will look like

instructions unclear, car full with ducks

aphropizziac

tatt(und)oo

“come my dear, ve are ordering pizza”

boiling lava hot on the inside