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Marriage isn’t for you.

Marriage isn't for you.
Logical.
Logical.
MINE
MINE
This isn’t freedom.
This isn’t freedom.
Normal people vs me after a vacation
Normal people vs me after a vacation
I guess I’m moving to Sweden
I guess I’m moving to Sweden
When boys cook.
When boys cook.
As a code monkey this hits a little to close to home…
As a code monkey this hits a little to close to home…
Do the thing
Do the thing
Viagra – the more you know
Viagra – the more you know
New Gillette razors.
New Gillette razors.
Phone call length
Phone call length
Facts – the more you know
Facts – the more you know
How I learned to take care of a baby
How I learned to take care of a baby
One of the most brilliant whose lines
One of the most brilliant whose lines
I don’t watch cartoons…
I don’t watch cartoons…
Puppy+hot+tub.
Puppy hot tub.
Words.
Words.
Putting+my+pants+on+in+the+morning%26%238230%3B
Putting my pants on in the morning…
Ron+Swanson%3A+Bacon+Shortage+PSA.
Ron Swanson: Bacon Shortage PSA.
Join the conversation
Everyone+thinks+cats+are+the+cutest%26%238230%3B
Everyone thinks cats are the cutest…
Some+logic+just+can%26%238217%3Bt+be+argued.
Some logic just can’t be argued.
Words.
Words.
No%2C+I+don%26%238217%3Bt+do+PDA%26%238230%3B
No, I don’t do PDA…
Poor+Art+Majors%26%238230%3B
Poor Art Majors…
I+brought+you+some+presents%21
I brought you some presents!
Bi-polar+Lincoln.
Bi-polar Lincoln.
Friendly+robots+of+the+future.
Friendly robots of the future.