Your own private theater.

Your own private theater.

the smoke monster always finds me

the smoke monster always finds me

giddy up!

mom knew exactly what was gonna happen and said, “not my problem”

mom knew exactly what was gonna happen and said, “not my problem”

no regrets

labor crisis solved

labor crisis solved

this is brilliant

this is brilliant

we’re all just anxious cucumbers

we’re all just anxious cucumbers

we were trained to be complete wrecks

we were trained to be complete wrecks

omg so often

he’s trapped in a house of his design

he’s trapped in a house of his design

would you like an egg in these trying times, god?

would you like an egg in these trying times, god?

i’d be speeding too

i’d be speeding too

delete that right now!

delete that right now!

this doesn’t feel very safe

this doesn’t feel very safe

no one knows what happened to it

no one knows what happened to it