Feeling Lucky?

Who belongs in the kitchen?

Who belongs in the kitchen?
“putting the lay in slayyyed”
“putting the lay in slayyyed”
if birds aren’t real..then this opens a whole new field of questions
if birds aren’t real..then this opens a whole new field of questions
*clears throat aggressively until vocal fry*
*clears throat aggressively until vocal fry*
this story could be published in ANY local paper
this story could be published in ANY local paper
we all have a werewolf’s kidney
we all have a werewolf’s kidney
my school play casting director was right…
my school play casting director was right…
10 Ostrich Memes to Bury in the Sand
10 Ostrich Memes to Bury in the Sand
every need fulfilled
every need fulfilled
im the richest in the world
im the richest in the world
cold-blooded girl stealers
cold-blooded girl stealers
Weekly Dose of Wholesome to Brighten your Soul (May 13)
Weekly Dose of Wholesome to Brighten your Soul (May 13)
earie
earie
mind yo business
mind yo business
a magician never reveals their secrets
a magician never reveals their secrets
“there can only be one possiblity”
“there can only be one possiblity”
Infinity+cat.
Infinity cat.
Mhm%26%238230%3B
Mhm…
Public+service+announcement%3A
Public service announcement:
%28insert+stupid+quidditch+reference+here%29
(insert stupid quidditch reference here)
Join the conversation
I+CHOOSE+YOU%21
I CHOOSE YOU!
Never+scare+a+black+man%26%238230%3B+who+is+also+a+ninja.
Never scare a black man… who is also a ninja.
It+happens+to+the+best+of+us%26%238230%3B
It happens to the best of us…
Obviously.
Obviously.
Times+when+I+use+cursive.
Times when I use cursive.
%26%238216%3BI%26%238217%3Bm+sure+you+look+lovely%26%238217%3B
‘I’m sure you look lovely’
Oh+Cleverbot%26%238230%3B+is+there+anything+you+don%26%238217%3Bt+know%3F
Oh Cleverbot… is there anything you don’t know?
Love%2C+Pig.
Love, Pig.