I’m gonna eat you ahhfter you finish rubbing me.

I'm gonna eat you ahhfter you finish rubbing me.

Probably not in the job description.

Probably not in the job description.

You are constantly a catamount snack.

You are constantly a catamount snack.

We are chemicals.

We are chemicals.

I would watch this on Broadway.

I would watch this on Broadway.

The pig couch even smells of bacon, naturally.

The pig couch even smells of bacon, naturally.

Nail Hacks

Be still, PRN.

NASA’s Perseverance takes first photAT AT!

NASA’s Perseverance takes first photAT AT!

Get up on dat arse.

Get up on dat arse.

Invest in Dippin’ Dots

Invest in Dippin’ Dots

Because you’re not hardcore unless you live hardcore.

Because you’re not hardcore unless you live hardcore.

I would watch that reboot.

I would watch that reboot.

Bird beaks in their natural environment, if you please.

Bird beaks in their natural environment, if you please.

Stop… pooping.

Stop… pooping.

Some say he’s still up there to this day…

Some say he’s still up there to this day…