If you give a frog a blueberry…

The perfect crime!

Kenneth, a word?

"This text has no other purpose than to terrify those who are afraid of the Arabic language."

As an American watching British television

I’m working with idiots

Pure Structured Water

I’ve arrived.

Dude. Not cool.

A flight of cupcakes I made for a friend’s 30th birthday at a brewery. The beer is in each cupcake’s batter.

Game on!

The Miami Zoo’s flamingoes’ temporary shelter during Hurricane Andrew 20 years ago today

Geneception

Statistically…

Parks & Rec would’ve had such a hilarious episode about Pokemon Go.

Storm in Moscow