Pam you look so ugly.

wasted gems

no wonder i feel guilty about everything

the dog barked ‘shotgun’ first

what every kid wants for christmas

trojan pigeon

the math adds up

Figs are pollinated by wasps. after pollination, figs ‘digest’ the dead left dead inside. knowing this, i still plan to eat fig newtons. they are delicious

Funny, that’s my rap name, too

time to cry!

wow. that’s hard to read. am i drunk?

I didn’t know this was a discussion we needed to have, but let the debate begin!

as long as the bird is okay, everything else is, too

i move left, they move left. i move right, they move right

that’s a loaded question

did he do it?