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Incredible Fly Geyser in Nevada
Incredible Fly Geyser in Nevada
There and back again, a birthday story
There and back again, a birthday story
Wake up.
Wake up.
This is just mean. Sad and mean.
This is just mean. Sad and mean.
Mitch Hedberg gets it.
Mitch Hedberg gets it.
My graduation present.
My graduation present.
A very Shrek wedding.
A very Shrek wedding.
A Young Louis CK spraying Amy Poehler with a hose (from Louis’ Newly Released 1998 Film “Tomorrow Night”)
A Young Louis CK spraying Amy Poehler with a hose (from Louis’ Newly Released 1998 Film “Tomorrow Night”)
Oh Victoria’s Secret.
Oh Victoria’s Secret.
When you pick up a lamb.
When you pick up a lamb.
Smooth.
Smooth.
Winterly introspection.
Winterly introspection.
Dogs caught mid-sneeze.
Dogs caught mid-sneeze.
Would you like a little whiskey?
Would you like a little whiskey?
Cats caught mid-sneeze.
Cats caught mid-sneeze.
That%26%238217%3Bs+a+bold+move%2C+Cotton.
That’s a bold move, Cotton.
How+does+it+feel+to+be+the+same+sex+as+Rosie+O%26%238217%3BDonnel%3F
How does it feel to be the same sex as Rosie O’Donnel?
What+did+he+think+needed+to+happen+for+him+to+be+king%3F%21
What did he think needed to happen for him to be king?!
What+is+even+going+on%3F
What is even going on?
Join the conversation
Statue+of+Liberty+as+of+this+morning
Statue of Liberty as of this morning
California+lately
California lately
I+lick+your+nose.
I lick your nose.
If+that%26%238217%3Bs+not+sucess%2C+I+don%26%238217%3Bt+know+what+is.
If that’s not sucess, I don’t know what is.
Cat%3A+%26quot%3BDo+I+really+have+to+do+this%3F%26quot%3B+Inner+cat%3A+%26quot%3BHe%26%238217%3Bs+the+one+that+feeds+you%26quot%3B
Cat: "Do I really have to do this?" Inner cat: "He’s the one that feeds you"
This+hospital+lets+a+sick+boy%26%238217%3Bs+dog+in+to+give+him+unconditional+comfort.
This hospital lets a sick boy’s dog in to give him unconditional comfort.
The+Walk+of+Shame
The Walk of Shame
Step+back.+Put+it+into+perspective.+This+is+how+we+solve+problems+now.
Step back. Put it into perspective. This is how we solve problems now.