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Alternative ways to say “calm your tits”

Alternative ways to say
The price of being a sheep.
The price of being a sheep.
I’ll have diabeetus with cheese and a side of freedom.
I’ll have diabeetus with cheese and a side of freedom.
My pet capybara.
My pet capybara.
Fast Food: Ads vs. Reality.
Fast Food: Ads vs. Reality.
Hmm, I wonder what her hair would taste like?
Hmm, I wonder what her hair would taste like?
I… watched for a while.
I… watched for a while.
Join the Army.
Join the Army.
Cause this is THRILLERRRRR
Cause this is THRILLERRRRR
Words.
Words.
Life.
Life.
Creative light bulbs.
Creative light bulbs.
I may be schizophrenic.
I may be schizophrenic.
You did this to me!?
You did this to me!?
Not sure how I feel reading old curious George books to my two year old daughter…
Not sure how I feel reading old curious George books to my two year old daughter…
It’s cold. We get it.
It’s cold. We get it.
Please+make+it+stop%26%238230%3B
Please make it stop…
Your+soul+is+not+worth+it%2C+anyway.
Your soul is not worth it, anyway.
This+is+Horseshoe+crab+blood+and+it+saves+lives.
This is Horseshoe crab blood and it saves lives.
I+can%26%238217%3Bt+believe+I%26%238217%3Bm+a+father+now%21
I can’t believe I’m a father now!
Join the conversation
And+that%26%238217%3Bs+just+the+problem+with+cats.
And that’s just the problem with cats.
Evolution+of+the+Latin+alphabet
Evolution of the Latin alphabet
A%2B++truckin%26%238217%3B
A+ truckin’
This+little+kitty+got+new+kick+sticks%21
This little kitty got new kick sticks!
Neighver+say+neighver.
Neighver say neighver.
A+buried+WW2+bomb+exploded+in+a+German+barley+field+this+week.++War+persists.
A buried WW2 bomb exploded in a German barley field this week. War persists.
Bill+Gates+has+a+Periodic+Table+with+samples+of+each+element.
Bill Gates has a Periodic Table with samples of each element.
24+years+of+tech+and+skill+advancement+in+a+picture.
24 years of tech and skill advancement in a picture.