Is this everyone in Colorado and Washington right now?

spare him his life from this monstrosity!

all of this is factual

the first day of school every year

when it comes to opening the produce bag we’re all equals

just passing through

when a problem comes around, you must —

baby faced swamp witch

do you even lift, nerd girl?

ladies, i’m single! don’t all line up at once now

the gym can’t fix ugly

get bit by These walking dead memes because the show became the zombie it was trying to survive

political pokemon

when you get so drunk you turn into joe rogan you KNOW it’s time to go home

if you’re a punctual person, now you know what your friends really mean they text you their eta

they said the perfect christmas tree doesn’t ex—