Feeling Lucky?

Is your cat about to leave you?

Is your cat about to leave you?
add in that crazy-sounding nervous laughter, too
add in that crazy-sounding nervous laughter, too
this always mildly pleases me
this always mildly pleases me
it’s so earie
it’s so earie
a wholesome troll
a wholesome troll
sometimes you have to be lazy
sometimes you have to be lazy
even pirates dug for their treasure
even pirates dug for their treasure
when I was 21 I was broke and still in college
when I was 21 I was broke and still in college
as long as I can steal their fries…
as long as I can steal their fries…
is there a free option?
is there a free option?
i hope they’re proud of me
i hope they’re proud of me
idk but an “anxiety burrito” sounds good
idk but an “anxiety burrito” sounds good
the most secure network on the planet
the most secure network on the planet
words carry a lot of coding…
words carry a lot of coding…
everyone can use a hello kith
everyone can use a hello kith
no amount of preparation would have made me freddy for this
no amount of preparation would have made me freddy for this
This+exit+door+in+a+nursing+home+is+camouflaged+to+dissuade+patients+with+dementia+from+escaping.
This exit door in a nursing home is camouflaged to dissuade patients with dementia from escaping.
That+is+a+terrifyingly+prehistoric%2C+hibernating%2C+alligator+snapping+turtle.
That is a terrifyingly prehistoric, hibernating, alligator snapping turtle.
It%26%238217%3Bs+that+time+of+year+again%26%238230%3B%21
It’s that time of year again…!
GGEZ
GGEZ
Join the conversation
Let+there+birb+light.
Let there birb light.
Bobby+knew+better%26%238230%3B
Bobby knew better…
The+gritters+of+Scotland
The gritters of Scotland
Good+parents+take+their+kids+to+NASA+HQ.
Good parents take their kids to NASA HQ.
I%26%238217%3Bm+not+a+car+guy%2C+OK%3F
I’m not a car guy, OK?
NASA%26%238217%3Bs+future+seems+to+be+in+good+hands%26%238230%3B
NASA’s future seems to be in good hands…
These+stairs+look+normal+when+you%26%238217%3Bre+intoxicated%2C+probably.
These stairs look normal when you’re intoxicated, probably.
I+could+urinate+here.
I could urinate here.