Why are we not funding this?

was the gasp for fear of her husband’s safety or for the possible life insurance payout?

CSI: disneyland

You know you’re an elder millenial if…

he can’t hear you!

that awkward moment you make unavoidable eye-contact with a complete stranger

mario is a hero for doing the same thing that makes shredder a villain. Make it make sense

Remember when Adam Scott revealed mark hammill never showed up to his childhood birthday part?

who wore it better?

a real puffin trying to mimic and fit in with a fake puffin on the east coast

how you react to stepping on your pet vs how they react to stepping on you

use a second towel to avoid getting butt on your face

there is no better way to fill the void of existence than with a crunchwrap supreme from taco bell

a true test of will is knowing there are times in life when you have to reign in your desire to initiate a game of leap frog

70 year old grandma at rolling stones concert proves you’re never too old to rock

don’t try calling the pawlice. there’s nothing you can do about it