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Drinking and writing.

Drinking and writing.
i feel bad for the bananaquit
i feel bad for the bananaquit
i wasn’t trying to type “duck you”
i wasn’t trying to type “duck you”
resistance is futile
resistance is futile
i’d turn on the human race, too
i’d turn on the human race, too
well, men, which did you choose? any wildcards out there?
well, men, which did you choose? any wildcards out there?
worth being hated for the free fries
worth being hated for the free fries
Who knows the reference?
Who knows the reference?
lighten up
lighten up
there is only one acceptable answer
there is only one acceptable answer
it’s his kitten now
it’s his kitten now
always choose the clementine
always choose the clementine
wise words
wise words
what about pork?
what about pork?
he almost got away with it
he almost got away with it
the attention to detail is incredible
the attention to detail is incredible
How+come+you+never+got+married%3F
How come you never got married?
My+low+point
My low point
This+whole+deal+has+me+up+in+arms.
This whole deal has me up in arms.
Fancy+chemistry+notes
Fancy chemistry notes
Join the conversation
How+to+catch+a+chicken.
How to catch a chicken.
The+Pope+tweeted+from+an+iOS+device.
The Pope tweeted from an iOS device.
Doctors+have+to+deal+with+a+broad+spectrum.
Doctors have to deal with a broad spectrum.
The+difference+between+the+three+basic+magic+classes
The difference between the three basic magic classes
Mothers+Day+is+going+to+be+great.
Mothers Day is going to be great.
Hell%26%238217%3Bs+Kitchen+in+a+nutshell
Hell’s Kitchen in a nutshell
Honesty+is+the+best+policy.
Honesty is the best policy.
Basically+my+entire+college+experience.
Basically my entire college experience.