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Dad jokes.

Dad jokes.
Looks like I have a new book to read.
Looks like I have a new book to read.
Postage would be refunded in a thank you note, potentially.
Postage would be refunded in a thank you note, potentially.
Newton would be pleased.
Newton would be pleased.
*shakes booty vigorously*
*shakes booty vigorously*
The Lorde approves, obviously.
The Lorde approves, obviously.
Don’t worry, it’s for science (also blu-ray and DVD)!
Don’t worry, it’s for science (also blu-ray and DVD)!
Boots with the furrrr
Boots with the furrrr
Thicc-er than stone, if you wanted my opinion.
Thicc-er than stone, if you wanted my opinion.
Quick maths…
Quick maths…
I respect your choices… and here we go.
I respect your choices… and here we go.
#Bostonsafe
#Bostonsafe
Please come home for Christmas, though…
Please come home for Christmas, though…
Thanks I hate optical illusions, Michael.
Thanks I hate optical illusions, Michael.
Unknowns unknowns are rather ominous.
Unknowns unknowns are rather ominous.
Still beats catching the bus, I take it.
Still beats catching the bus, I take it.
Sometimes+we+just+need+a+lift.
Sometimes we just need a lift.
Yep%26%238230%3B
Yep…
%26%238216%3BI%26%238217%3Bm+sure+you+look+lovely%26%238217%3B
‘I’m sure you look lovely’
Congratulations%26%238230%3B
Congratulations…
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Har+har+har.
Har har har.
I+am+a+ninja.
I am a ninja.
Obviously.
Obviously.
Infinity+cat.
Infinity cat.
Never+scare+a+black+man%26%238230%3B+who+is+also+a+ninja.
Never scare a black man… who is also a ninja.
Hands.
Hands.
Shotgun+infinity.
Shotgun infinity.
Classy.
Classy.