Stephen Fry vs Deputy Milonov

how you react to stepping on your pet vs how they react to stepping on you

did you know e.t. had a last name?

the world is ready to see me at my worst

dramatic reading by 5 year old

he can’t hear you!

Remember when Adam Scott revealed mark hammill never showed up to his childhood birthday part?

when you find out people prefer gin to whiskey…

that awkward moment you make unavoidable eye-contact with a complete stranger

peekaboo for adults

use a second towel to avoid getting butt on your face

a true test of will is knowing there are times in life when you have to reign in your desire to initiate a game of leap frog

books are priceless treasures

mario is a hero for doing the same thing that makes shredder a villain. Make it make sense

text “omw” when you don’t have plans just to shake things up

luigi is the queen in mario chess because he’s the nicest character and you always have to protect the nicest