He looked out the kitchen window.

Play Football With Me, Father!

He’s not wrong

The FBI instagram has no followers and doesn’t accept anyone but has 26 posts that no one can see

Raccoon robbing a girl in a kayak.

Snail teeth

Please do not actually kill people.

When your mom calls you pretty.

Bitcoin finally explained

Drunk on fermenting apples, he just ran into a window, threw up, and stole a rock.

You don’t want this, girl.

Hawaii is the only US state to experience this phenomenon which occurs twice a year when the sun is directly overhead, causing perpendicular objects to cast no shadow, which looks like a bad video game render

Perfect camouflage

[B]runch

Work smarter not harder.

Maine Coon papa’s