If Tolkien worked in advertising.

Turtles turn down for what?

Good old Nebraska

Please don't touch my ball.

They told me I could become anything, So I became a spider.

How-to Halloween party.

Oh. Sorry.

The cutest meth dealers.

You have no power here...

What can I do!?

Every time someone says "YOLO."

When popsicle stick jokes go too far.

Easter wrecked.

I'd tap that.