Feeling Lucky?

Oh Colbert.

Oh Colbert.
My sister sure showed him…
My sister sure showed him…
such dance
such dance
Come on Facebook…
Come on Facebook…
A moth got trapped in my house!
A moth got trapped in my house!
I got into an accident with a smart car today…
I got into an accident with a smart car today…
Grand-father pulled this one on me…
Grand-father pulled this one on me…
How I feel about No Shave November.
How I feel about No Shave November.
Getting a good deal on a new car.
Getting a good deal on a new car.
Living in the same city as a celebrity.
Living in the same city as a celebrity.
500 yards.
500 yards.
I am a turkey vulture.
I am a turkey vulture.
You forgot to inform me you were in the bathroom…
You forgot to inform me you were in the bathroom…
Easily the worst decision I’ve made in a long time.
Easily the worst decision I’ve made in a long time.
Why are we not funding this?!
Why are we not funding this?!
How are you going to spend your first paycheck?
How are you going to spend your first paycheck?
cats+know+good+music+when+they+hear+it
cats know good music when they hear it
Wait%2C+it%26%238217%3Bs+only+Wednesday%3F
Wait, it’s only Wednesday?
NICE%2C+INDEED
NICE, INDEED
THE+DIET+STARTS+TOMORROW
THE DIET STARTS TOMORROW
Join the conversation
CLOSE+ENOUGH%3F
CLOSE ENOUGH?
SHE+HAS+A+BRIGHT+FUTURE+IN+POLITICS
SHE HAS A BRIGHT FUTURE IN POLITICS
Grandma+with+the+truth+bomb
Grandma with the truth bomb
taco+bell+gets+me
taco bell gets me
left+swipe
left swipe
never+give+up+on+your+dreams
never give up on your dreams
JUST+DOING+MY+JOB
JUST DOING MY JOB
WHEN+YOU+GET+LOW+SELF+ESTEEM%2C+THINK+ABOUT+PIGEONS
WHEN YOU GET LOW SELF ESTEEM, THINK ABOUT PIGEONS