He’s got the moves!

Remember to recharge the ones you love.

You can call me Mr. T.

Humans are clever.

Not the most economical death…

Marriage is quite an interesting concept.

Clap for yourself, even if nobody else will.

Stop hoarding the bucket…

GIVE HIM EVERY ATTENTION YOU HAVE

You’ve just been served [relevant ads to your interests…]

BMW pulled a sneaky one on all* of us.

Smells like vengeance and petunia’s.

All the beautiful people.

Give to me the large dumple.

I accept this challenge and look forward to my eventual demise.

The toilet paper on all regular employee floors versus the one floor of executive offices.