You’re the Obi-Wan for me, and other such valentines.

Thanks Obama

Should have given her a D

Good p i g g i

Curiousity killed the bere

Going out for a jog

Substitute teacher struggles

Rowdy b o y

Calm down Satan

He’s a special pup.

First Date Ideas

Spa day

But…

Bring back real journalism.

A member of the Chinese communist party probably wouldn’t share his gems with you.

Assert your dominance