No one is going anywhere.

No one is going anywhere.

A blessing on your head, mazel tov!

A blessing on your head, mazel tov!

Forbidden Fruit By The Foot

Forbidden Fruit By The Foot

Don’t you dare violate my lunar rights.

Don’t you dare violate my lunar rights.

The last Qantas 747 flight draws its Patronus before it retired from duty.

The last Qantas 747 flight draws its Patronus before it retired from duty.

It’s a step in the right direction and I applaud the endeavor.

It’s a step in the right direction and I applaud the endeavor.

But my cake looks like an actual briefcase…

But my cake looks like an actual briefcase…

A proper pigeon would not have bothered to take out a classified ad.

A proper pigeon would not have bothered to take out a classified ad.

She’s a keeper…

She’s a keeper…

A little space, bruv?

A little space, bruv?

Cooler than you, circa 1977.

Cooler than you, circa 1977.

The movie Poltergeist used real skeletons in the pool scene, allegedly.

The movie Poltergeist used real skeletons in the pool scene, allegedly.

Uplift significant others with consistency.

Uplift significant others with consistency.

Bah [will] ram you.

Bah [will] ram you.

Peace remains optional.

Peace remains optional.

Somebody get this kid some Methylphenidate…

Somebody get this kid some Methylphenidate…