Freeze different colors of Kool-Aid in ice cube trays. Add sprite (and a little vodka) and we have a Gay Russian.

Freeze different colors of Kool-Aid in ice cube trays. Add sprite (and a little vodka) and we have a Gay Russian.

we’re going somewhere over the rainbow

we’re going somewhere over the rainbow

the ones in the back are having more fun

the ones in the back are having more fun

x marks the spot

x marks the spot

did it hurt?

the final boss karen

the final boss karen

or your fire back

or your fire back

Bruce Willis gets his own category at the Razzies this year

Bruce Willis gets his own category at the Razzies this year

be one with the bread

be one with the bread

smells like school dinners

smells like school dinners

the pepper fairy strikes again!

the pepper fairy strikes again!

a haiku about cats

a haiku about cats

and now so do i

and now so do i

death by hot dog

death by hot dog

sparkling covid

sparkling covid

who’s a good human?

who’s a good human?