Duct Tape.

Duct Tape.

*plays “Apologize” by one republic*

*plays “Apologize” by one republic*

first of all, I’m not 37. second of all, how dare you.

first of all, I’m not 37. second of all, how dare you.

a different breed of savage

a different breed of savage

darwin loves me

darwin loves me

this is why we don’t judge on appearances

this is why we don’t judge on appearances

one looks cute, the other just woke up from an all-night bender

one looks cute, the other just woke up from an all-night bender

what’s your alignment?

what’s your alignment?

this…may actually be accurate

this…may actually be accurate

wow i cant believe they had my name!

wow i cant believe they had my name!

I genuinely don’t know what to say

I genuinely don’t know what to say

w-well yes…but no

w-well yes…but no

“mooom”

it adds up, tbf

it adds up, tbf

yet another funeral goal

yet another funeral goal

let them eat shortcake

let them eat shortcake