How to improve the Olympic ceremonies.

I can still taste them.

Well aren’t you a big boy now, son.

When they replaced his telephone pole, they made sure to keep the section that contained the bird’s nest.

We shall fight the dreaded virii with… munitions.

The final woof.

Yeah, every fortnight.

Carry on, then.

Aussie boops.

The 20’s have a certain vibe to them, it seems.

Gisney has had enough of you.

Scientists marvel over perfectly brewed hot bean water.

The Japanese take their fresh meats seriously.

So you’re saying there’s a chance…

First of all, how dare you.

The Classic Epicurean Paradox