Meanwhile in the alternate universe.

When The Company You Called Has An Automated Help Line

He wrote the book on gravity but couldn’t attract no booty.

Don’t buy pets as Christmas presents.

May the hackers never raid your booty.

Santa keeps some strange company…

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Lord, I hate reading…

I asked nicely.

Baby Sloth was found in Costa Rica hugging his mother’s corpse in the rain, he was rescued and was given a teddy bear for comfort.

B👏R👏A👏N👏D👏O👏N

Oh, yeah.

Auntie wants a hug.

Extreme homework sports!

A city worker washes and folds these blankets for the homeless.

Oh bother…