The Midwest right about now…

The Midwest right about now...

Being nice never worked, anyway

Being nice never worked, anyway

Agent of adorable chaos

Agent of adorable chaos

ultimate power

I love avocados too much

I love avocados too much

Mid-life cat crisis

Mid-life cat crisis

i see a white light

i see a white light

*unplugs router*

*unplugs router*

…and give you a hug

…and give you a hug

does this swimsuit make me look fat?

does this swimsuit make me look fat?

You first. No, you, I insist!

You first. No, you, I insist!

worth the risk

5 stars on yelp

5 stars on yelp

only teaching it more curse words

only teaching it more curse words

What if I use bitcoin?

What if I use bitcoin?

gotta hydrate for spitting straight fire

gotta hydrate for spitting straight fire