It’s a race, it’s a chase, hurry up and feed their face!

We don’t deserve moms.

You will never rid the world of us.

Let me live that fantasy…

RIP sick brother.

Don’t Lose Your Pen

Parenting for fun and for profit.

You too

It was totally just some creep who took this! Ahahahahaha! *face melts*

When I was 3 years old…

Twitter complaints are fun.

Political correctness is futile.

Automatic Disposable Shoe Cover Machine. What a time to be alive!

When you really don’t want to be seen in public…

A rigorous study just revealed: College students with access to recreational cannabis on average earn worse grades and fail classes at a higher rate.

Liev Schreiber took his son to Comic Con dressed as Harley Quinn