Trust me, you’re hilarious.

She’s better at listening than telling jokes…

You is strong. You is kind. You is feed me breakfast.

Group projects be like…

Early paratroopers rode on wings and slid off to deploy.

A proper Eskimo man hearing music on a record player for the first time, circa 1920.

The cake was always a lie.

Elijah Wood is long on turnips.

When troublesome bears work from home.

This sea slug can go without eating for nine months because it can supplementarily photosynthesize.

Make post tortoises great again.

Gordon you ignorant slut.

Tonight, we dance.

Tiny green frog looks like a gummy treat…

The quilted shipper picker upper.

Chippy Chip go beeeeeep.