Feeling Lucky?

Some conversations are scary.

Some conversations are scary.
You did this to me!?
You did this to me!?
Some day I hope I can achieve this level of smartassery
Some day I hope I can achieve this level of smartassery
It wasn’t funny until I read it out loud…
It wasn’t funny until I read it out loud…
I may be schizophrenic.
I may be schizophrenic.
Can I get an amen?
Can I get an amen?
You’re the lucky one.
You’re the lucky one.
It’s cold. We get it.
It’s cold. We get it.
We Febrezed it!
We Febrezed it!
It doesn’t matter who you are!
It doesn’t matter who you are!
It’s an exotic animal.
It’s an exotic animal.
Dad! It’s cold in here!
Dad! It’s cold in here!
Creative light bulbs.
Creative light bulbs.
Join the Army.
Join the Army.
Not sure how I feel reading old curious George books to my two year old daughter…
Not sure how I feel reading old curious George books to my two year old daughter…
Life.
Life.
Was+the+present+the+mat%3F
Was the present the mat?
At+least+you%26%238217%3Bre+familiar+with+the+metric+system.
At least you’re familiar with the metric system.
ALL%26%238217%3BS+FAIR+IN+LOVE+AND+WAR
ALL’S FAIR IN LOVE AND WAR
life%26%238230%3B+finds+a+way
life… finds a way
Join the conversation
never+give+up+on+your+dreams
never give up on your dreams
Ladies+and+gentlemen%2C+the+luckiest+man+alive
Ladies and gentlemen, the luckiest man alive
SHE+HAS+A+BRIGHT+FUTURE+IN+POLITICS
SHE HAS A BRIGHT FUTURE IN POLITICS
NICE%2C+INDEED
NICE, INDEED
Grandma+with+the+truth+bomb
Grandma with the truth bomb
HE+ALWAYS+HAD+A+FEELING+IT+WAS+TRUE
HE ALWAYS HAD A FEELING IT WAS TRUE
WHEN+YOU+GET+LOW+SELF+ESTEEM%2C+THINK+ABOUT+PIGEONS
WHEN YOU GET LOW SELF ESTEEM, THINK ABOUT PIGEONS
WATCH+OUT+FOR+DOLPHINS
WATCH OUT FOR DOLPHINS