A clock that writes the time.

they found their life’s purpose

who is greg and what is he capable of?

that’s a big pill to swallow

late to work due to duck parade

and there is no middle ground, so don’t even ask

the kinds of gifts that writers don’t approve of

overheard at whole foods

a new breed of cat has been discovered

it’s never too late to chase your dreams

wild birds in australia have learned to curse at people

When you take your job as a plant parent literally

the evolution of superheroes

keeping your plants alive is more important than getting stitches. everyone knows that

vampires can see themselves in modern mirrors

in space, nobody one can hear you in space