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Me at the bar talking to a girl.

Me at the bar talking to a girl.
Scotty beamed him up…
Scotty beamed him up…
I’m something of a collector…
I’m something of a collector…
Consider the following…
Consider the following…
Listen here, Dick…
Listen here, Dick…
The drones will fly…
The drones will fly…
Grab the Chianti and Beano, Darling
Grab the Chianti and Beano, Darling
You have no pasta here…
You have no pasta here…
Tell Donny
Tell Donny
More of this type of Protecting and Servingâ„¢, please.
More of this type of Protecting and Servingâ„¢, please.
I’m something of a hackerman…
I’m something of a hackerman…
Really crisped this place up.
Really crisped this place up.
Walmart is about sick of your shite, Sabrina.
Walmart is about sick of your shite, Sabrina.
Fair is fair in diabetes production.
Fair is fair in diabetes production.
Some say he’s still holding on to this day…
Some say he’s still holding on to this day…
*unmatch*
*unmatch*
To+the+person+going+through+our+trash+for+their+next+meal%26%238230%3B
To the person going through our trash for their next meal…
What+happens+after+you+die
What happens after you die
An+Entire+Life+Of+Happiness
An Entire Life Of Happiness
%26quot%3BTake+off+your+glasses.+I%26%23039%3Bm+fearing+for+my+life+right+now%26quot%3B
"Take off your glasses. I'm fearing for my life right now"
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Oh+My+God%2C+What+Is+That%3F
Oh My God, What Is That?
Still+one+of+the+best+tweets+I%26%23039%3Bve+seen.
Still one of the best tweets I've seen.
What+the+hell+did+you+just+put+in+my+mouth%21
What the hell did you just put in my mouth!
As+an+Arab%2C+I+exploded%26%238230%3B+With+laughter
As an Arab, I exploded… With laughter
That+took+a+turn
That took a turn
The+Sinking+Castle+of+Lake+Garda%2C+Italy
The Sinking Castle of Lake Garda, Italy
%231+pet+peeve
#1 pet peeve
Time+to+go+to+the+store.
Time to go to the store.