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I never step on the scale…

I never step on the scale...
This is a dumb game… – Darth Anus, probably.
This is a dumb game… – Darth Anus, probably.
My favorite Disney story.
My favorite Disney story.
Maximize your family time for the benefit of humanity.
Maximize your family time for the benefit of humanity.
Spotify robots have some learning to do.
Spotify robots have some learning to do.
Everyone deserves safety.
Everyone deserves safety.
We run the world now!
We run the world now!
Happy Father’s day to Scranton’s choice breeder
Happy Father’s day to Scranton’s choice breeder
What IS the right answer?
What IS the right answer?
A decent guy let an exhausted business man sleep on him during his commute.
A decent guy let an exhausted business man sleep on him during his commute.
Mistakes were made, pretzels were nommed.
Mistakes were made, pretzels were nommed.
Making papa cry.
Making papa cry.
Long live the queen!
Long live the queen!
One of your dads owns a nursery.
One of your dads owns a nursery.
sᴏ ᴛɪɴʏ
sᴏ ᴛɪɴʏ
Llamas of Pperu
Llamas of Pperu
Sometimes+we+just+need+a+lift.
Sometimes we just need a lift.
But+why%3F%21
But why?!
%26%238216%3BI%26%238217%3Bm+sure+you+look+lovely%26%238217%3B
‘I’m sure you look lovely’
Congratulations%26%238230%3B
Congratulations…
Join the conversation
I+am+a+ninja.
I am a ninja.
It+happens+to+the+best+of+us%26%238230%3B
It happens to the best of us…
Oh+Cleverbot%26%238230%3B+is+there+anything+you+don%26%238217%3Bt+know%3F
Oh Cleverbot… is there anything you don’t know?
No+shame.
No shame.
Obviously.
Obviously.
Well%2C+that+works%26%238230%3B
Well, that works…
I+can+relate.
I can relate.
Public+service+announcement%3A
Public service announcement: