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Politicians these days.

Politicians these days.
guess i’m not getting Kate Hudson a present this holiday season
guess i’m not getting Kate Hudson a present this holiday season
some fish like it rough
some fish like it rough
he’s about to order some delivery lasagna
he’s about to order some delivery lasagna
dad meltdown pending
dad meltdown pending
luckily there were no icebergs nearby
luckily there were no icebergs nearby
this is the kind of dad i want to be
this is the kind of dad i want to be
seemed like a fair trade at the time
seemed like a fair trade at the time
time is money
time is money
i’m ‘shocked’ it was abandoned
i’m ‘shocked’ it was abandoned
truth
truth
that’s a big nope
that’s a big nope
this is what salt looks like under an electron microscope
this is what salt looks like under an electron microscope
can we keep it?
can we keep it?
always check your grammar
always check your grammar
stops for ducks, still wins gold
stops for ducks, still wins gold
Tigers+love+Autumn%2C+apparently.
Tigers love Autumn, apparently.
%2Aillegal+gathering+reported%2A
*illegal gathering reported*
Dammit%2C+Bobby.
Dammit, Bobby.
And+then+the+dumpsters+ignited%26%238230%3B
And then the dumpsters ignited…
Join the conversation
Why+aren%26%238217%3Bt+we+funding+this%3F
Why aren’t we funding this?
She+may+have+just+cursed+the+entire+family%26%238230%3B
She may have just cursed the entire family…
But+yes%2C+still+lbs+of+it%2C+please.
But yes, still lbs of it, please.
Shut+up+and+take+my+money.
Shut up and take my money.
Get+this+guy+a+whistle.
Get this guy a whistle.
Good+on+you%2C+Humpy.
Good on you, Humpy.
I+don%26%238217%3Bt+want+to+live+on+this+planet+any+more.
I don’t want to live on this planet any more.
They+got+through+it%2C+eventually%26%238230%3B
They got through it, eventually…