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getting with the times
getting with the times
work hard, wait hard
work hard, wait hard
time flying by
time flying by
resumé resumer
resumé resumer
“What’s new?”
“What’s new?”
pater-net instincts
pater-net instincts
it’s pronounced “yiff”
it’s pronounced “yiff”
cat-ptured essence
cat-ptured essence
Your IWSMT Wrapped 2024
Your IWSMT Wrapped 2024
melon felon aisle defile
melon felon aisle defile
santa serenade
santa serenade
workin’ hard at hardly workin’
workin’ hard at hardly workin’
the purrfect life
the purrfect life
double tree-tment
double tree-tment
diabetes. Kirby has diabetes.
diabetes. Kirby has diabetes.
Genesis+3%3A7
Genesis 3:7
And+then+the+dumpsters+ignited%26%238230%3B
And then the dumpsters ignited…
Grammar+is
Grammar is
%2Acar+door+closing+intensifies%2A
*car door closing intensifies*
Join the conversation
Duck+the+po+po
Duck the po po
She+may+have+just+cursed+the+entire+family%26%238230%3B
She may have just cursed the entire family…
I+don%26%238217%3Bt+want+to+live+on+this+planet+any+more.
I don’t want to live on this planet any more.
Why+aren%26%238217%3Bt+we+funding+this%3F
Why aren’t we funding this?
Words.
Words.
Get+this+guy+a+whistle.
Get this guy a whistle.
The+JellyBelly+founder+is+hosting+a+nation+wide+treasure+hunt+for+Golden+tickets+to+own+a+JellyBelly+candy+factory+before+he+retires%2C+BTW.
The JellyBelly founder is hosting a nation wide treasure hunt for Golden tickets to own a JellyBelly candy factory before he retires, BTW.
The+Roscosmos+have+no+chance%21
The Roscosmos have no chance!