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American Drive-thru

American Drive-thru
… and diet soda, please.
… and diet soda, please.
The morning is so beautiful.
The morning is so beautiful.
Some people shouldn’t high five!
Some people shouldn’t high five!
If I had a nickel for every time I heard you say something stupid.
If I had a nickel for every time I heard you say something stupid.
Gandalf style!
Gandalf style!
This is why the chicken crossed the road.
This is why the chicken crossed the road.
Best. Party. Ever.
Best. Party. Ever.
I struggle with my laziness.
I struggle with my laziness.
Who’s the best smelling actor that you’ve worked with?
Who’s the best smelling actor that you’ve worked with?
When my mom tries to guess who I have a crush on.
When my mom tries to guess who I have a crush on.
Beards.
Beards.
There’s plenty of fish in the sea…
There’s plenty of fish in the sea…
Mom and son do it Gangnam style.
Mom and son do it Gangnam style.
Rice is great.
Rice is great.
My life sucks…
My life sucks…
The+dead+version+of+you+is+so+much+better.
The dead version of you is so much better.
Other+uses+for+candy+corn.
Other uses for candy corn.
Deal+breaker.
Deal breaker.
Thank+you%2C+Sims.
Thank you, Sims.
Join the conversation
How+many+apples+grow+on+a+tree%3F
How many apples grow on a tree?
You+know+you+do+this+too%26%238230%3B
You know you do this too…
Ladies%26%238230%3B
Ladies…
You%26%238217%3Bre+doing+it+right.
You’re doing it right.
Please+enjoy+responsibly.
Please enjoy responsibly.
Stupid+Santa.
Stupid Santa.
I+think+you%26%238217%3Bre+fintastic.
I think you’re fintastic.
I%26%238217%3Bm+pretty+sure+you%26%238217%3Bre+not+even+a+waiter%21%21%21
I’m pretty sure you’re not even a waiter!!!