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Major life realizations.

Major life realizations.
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Let them burn 🎁
Let them burn 🎁
I prefer my moms spaghet, actually.
I prefer my moms spaghet, actually.
It’s a beautiful joining.
It’s a beautiful joining.
Horse people can be good people.
Horse people can be good people.
IG models are getting cuter…
IG models are getting cuter…
Outstanding work, everyone.
Outstanding work, everyone.
Turns out the chickens are not free.
Turns out the chickens are not free.
This one’s for the birbs…
This one’s for the birbs…
Preach the small business model.
Preach the small business model.
You’re mathing wrong.
You’re mathing wrong.
Let him live again.
Let him live again.
If a tortoise wore pants…
If a tortoise wore pants…
Bubble baths for Ozzy Osbourne, circa 1985.
Bubble baths for Ozzy Osbourne, circa 1985.
Here’s the deal, bud..
Here’s the deal, bud..
Data did the joke!
Data did the joke!
Time+to+die.
Time to die.
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‘I’m sure you look lovely’
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(insert stupid quidditch reference here)
No+shame.
No shame.
Join the conversation
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Congratulations…
Sometimes+we+just+need+a+lift.
Sometimes we just need a lift.
Times+when+I+use+cursive.
Times when I use cursive.
Sup+player.
Sup player.
I+am+a+ninja.
I am a ninja.
Oh+Cleverbot%26%238230%3B+is+there+anything+you+don%26%238217%3Bt+know%3F
Oh Cleverbot… is there anything you don’t know?
Yep%26%238230%3B
Yep…
Never+scare+a+black+man%26%238230%3B+who+is+also+a+ninja.
Never scare a black man… who is also a ninja.