Skateboard baby stroller that comes with brakes and handlebars for steering.

A few days into Oregon self-service…

Don’t worry everyone! Help is on the way!

But you said it was freeeee

Crushing a 40k bar of gold is actually highly anticlimactic. And a bit depressing.

A fisherman’s life for me.

Boys in blue don’t appreciate my hue.

Utter disgust. Sheer disdain.

The Oregon Apocalypse

When You Hate Your Job But You Can’t Quit Because People Will Make Fun Of You

When you are too good at being dad

â‚¿ Life.

Amy Schumer started her film career as an extra on Judge Judy.

John Krasinski post-Dunder Mifflin

Until next time.

Got my apron for deaf covfefe night!