Every week for me

Every week for me

Satin rulez.

Get paid to touch your junk.

Get paid to touch your junk.

Metal, you’re doing it right.

Metal, you’re doing it right.

Hey Carl, have you seen my blue–

Hey Carl, have you seen my blue–

Why YOU shouldn’t grab your crotch.

Why YOU shouldn’t grab your crotch.

YES, THIS IS DOG.

YES, THIS IS DOG.

Oh great, I left it at home!

Oh great, I left it at home!

Really cute story.

Really cute story.

The American dream.

The American dream.

Yep…

Calories.

The part-time barista.

The part-time barista.

I can relate.

Reality.

Beat this costume.

Beat this costume.