Pump up the jam.

*gets on a subway*

You’re a kinky idiot, aren’t you…

A melanistic deer.

Kate Rubins voted from the International Space Station with direct Russian interference, probably.

Is this a flying?! *concern*

Totoro twice a day keeps the doctor away, probably.

The bald will inherit the earth.

‘˜Tis the season to understand your bag.

I could watch it.

Seal surprised with a giant iced fish cake on his 31st birthday!

The beautiful, however unfriendly, white-browed tit-warbler.

Friggan jellyfish…

The Specter of bison.

Pretty smrt if you were wondering my opinion.

Dogs in medieval garb is the new bananas in pajamas.