When NOT to sing Let it Go

stab the crab

spiders use their eyes

you won’t like me when i’m more angry

cry harder

astrology for coworkers

always start a conversation by hooking them with a fact

and now he’s just committed to the bit

this should be interesting

Engaging Star trek memes to beam you up with nostalgia

always practice safe porking

there isn’t a big enough cringe to describe how this makes me feel

“You are not a beautiful and unique snowflake. You are the same decaying organic matter as everyone, and we are all part of the same compost pile.”

dragonheart reboot idea i’d watch

welcome to jurassic park!

gonna need to buy a whole new bed