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First Kiss

Bath of betrayal.
Bath of betrayal.
Aestheticians hate this one trick!
Aestheticians hate this one trick!
The power of deception.
The power of deception.
Peek-a-boo…
Peek-a-boo…
Catfishing for fun and for profit.
Catfishing for fun and for profit.
Sorry my mom acted like a toddler…
Sorry my mom acted like a toddler…
The greatest lanch party in history
The greatest lanch party in history
Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow…
Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow…
The peaches this year are impecible.
The peaches this year are impecible.
The greatest of holiday traditions: the Thanksgiving Leftovers Sandwich.
The greatest of holiday traditions: the Thanksgiving Leftovers Sandwich.
*pokes it with a stick*
*pokes it with a stick*
The Matrix but with cows.
The Matrix but with cows.
Give us the fancy feast.
Give us the fancy feast.
Happy b-day, bud.
Happy b-day, bud.
Candidly cute.
Candidly cute.
he%26%238217%3Bs+trapped+in+a+house+of+his+design
he’s trapped in a house of his design
mine
mine
this+has+to+be+fake
this has to be fake
no+regrets
no regrets
Join the conversation
heeded
heeded
only+ask+your+enemies+if+they+need+a+ride
only ask your enemies if they need a ride
we+were+trained+to+be+complete+wrecks
we were trained to be complete wrecks
the+right+for+clouds+to+bare+arms
the right for clouds to bare arms
this+is+brilliant
this is brilliant
my+money+is+on+literally+a+duck.+why%3F+why+the+hell+not
my money is on literally a duck. why? why the hell not
labor+crisis+solved
labor crisis solved
would+you+like+an+egg+in+these+trying+times%2C+god%3F
would you like an egg in these trying times, god?