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What I imagine Comcast board meeting looks like

What I imagine Comcast board meeting looks like
Baby owls ought not me stared at.
Baby owls ought not me stared at.
Dating rocket scientists can be challenging.
Dating rocket scientists can be challenging.
It’s blue, da ba dee da ba daa
It’s blue, da ba dee da ba daa
You can’t BS a BS’er.
You can’t BS a BS’er.
The A in PETA is actually Acrylics.
The A in PETA is actually Acrylics.
Dad’s first may may.
Dad’s first may may.
…drain the swamp?
…drain the swamp?
Titanic Anchor Gang, circa 1909
Titanic Anchor Gang, circa 1909
Yikes, bud.
Yikes, bud.
Hrmmmm. This does makes a frog suspicious…
Hrmmmm. This does makes a frog suspicious…
Betty White, circa 1957 – TBD
Betty White, circa 1957 – TBD
Just a peck of bad apples.
Just a peck of bad apples.
The children are not garbage.
The children are not garbage.
It takes all kinds…?
It takes all kinds…?
National Parks get Bad Reviews, also.
National Parks get Bad Reviews, also.
Radar%21
Radar!
A+special+snowflake+under+an+electron+microscope.
A special snowflake under an electron microscope.
No+parades+for+just+being+a+rational+human
No parades for just being a rational human
Bless+you
Bless you
Join the conversation
I+can%26%238217%3Bt+even+argue+with+my+Mum+without+crying
I can’t even argue with my Mum without crying
There%26%238217%3Bs+an+anime+for+everything%26%238230%3B
There’s an anime for everything…
The+Silence+of+the+Clarinets
The Silence of the Clarinets
%26%238216%3BDick+the+halls+with+balls+and+holly%26%238230%3B%26%238217%3B
‘Dick the halls with balls and holly…’
Make+it+simple.
Make it simple.
The+net+is+marble%2C+apparently.
The net is marble, apparently.
All+of+the+other+reindeer%2C+used+to+laugh+and+call+him+names%26%238230%3B+Used+to.
All of the other reindeer, used to laugh and call him names… Used to.
Rememed+for+extra+functionality.
Rememed for extra functionality.