My stomach on a first date.

My stomach on a first date.

http://theoatmeal.com

thee didn’t readeth this far down, shakespear, belike.

thee didn’t readeth this far down, shakespear, belike.

Incredibly satisfying drawer of teas’.

Incredibly satisfying drawer of teas’.

Everything will affect your happiness.

Everything will affect your happiness.

Ti[t]s the season, to give a squeezin’.

Ti[t]s the season, to give a squeezin’.

Saving the environment– you’re doing it wrong…

Saving the environment– you’re doing it wrong…

You have this? I have this. – NestlÃ©, probably.

You have this? I have this. – NestlÃ©, probably.

*laughs nervously in CIA*

*laughs nervously in CIA*

We will not entertain this methodology…

We will not entertain this methodology…

…even Mickey supports HK.

…even Mickey supports HK.

Balloon released into a storm cloud with a copper wire hanging down to Earth:

Balloon released into a storm cloud with a copper wire hanging down to Earth:

Papa is omnipresent…

Papa is omnipresent…

Nobody will take care of you.

Nobody will take care of you.

Never trust a pangwang.

Never trust a pangwang.

Amber Guyger – A Tribute

Amber Guyger – A Tribute

Those things are ticking time bags… – Michael Scott, actually.

Those things are ticking time bags… – Michael Scott, actually.