Bill Gates is a bad influence.

No One Say A Word

Well, She Kind Of Has A Point

Parenthood in one picture

I'm still bitter about this

Get Me An iPad

My well proportioned body

How to Draw Mickey Mouse

A peeking cheetah cub

When a customer threatens to "take their business somewhere else"

99 bugs in the code. Take one down and patch itt̸-̨̦̙̱̹̖̩-̢̪-̡̦͔w͈͜ha͇̫͍̘t̝̣ ̛̙͓̬t̵̞h̵ę̠͍̠ ̻̼̟̲͖̀f̡̱u̢̻̣̝̳̰c̟̟̼̤k̜̝̰̝͖̮̥͢?̬͎ͅ!̷̯̠

Thug Life, c. 1680

I have an animal at home!

Jehovah's witnesses training center

Pythagoras making sure his buddies didn’t drink too much

Maybe next year?