Feeling Lucky?

I knew I could be anything I wanted.

I knew I could be anything I wanted.
So, a dyslexic man walks into a bra…
So, a dyslexic man walks into a bra…
And now… I wait.
And now… I wait.
Just because.
Just because.
21 reasons why English sucks.
21 reasons why English sucks.
Why your earbuds always get tangled.
Why your earbuds always get tangled.
Rock the monies.
Rock the monies.
Pervert vs. artist.
Pervert vs. artist.
How Twilight was written…
How Twilight was written…
Still a better love story than Twilight.
Still a better love story than Twilight.
Management potential quiz.
Management potential quiz.
Guitar level 439932.
Guitar level 439932.
Dear Dracula,
Dear Dracula,
How to brush your teeth.
How to brush your teeth.
How to be a parent.
How to be a parent.
Heard you liked bad boys…
Heard you liked bad boys…
Yep%26%238230%3B
Yep…
But+why%3F%21
But why?!
Har+har+har.
Har har har.
I+am+a+ninja.
I am a ninja.
Join the conversation
No+shame.
No shame.
It+happens+to+the+best+of+us%26%238230%3B
It happens to the best of us…
I+CHOOSE+YOU%21
I CHOOSE YOU!
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(insert stupid quidditch reference here)
Never+scare+a+black+man%26%238230%3B+who+is+also+a+ninja.
Never scare a black man… who is also a ninja.
Times+when+I+use+cursive.
Times when I use cursive.
Decisions%2C+decisions%26%238230%3B
Decisions, decisions…
Love%2C+Pig.
Love, Pig.